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Coming out finally

Post by Colonel Sanders on Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:49 pm

Im posting everything here that no one would read in the teamspeak. I need to get my message out.

I sexually identify as a 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge.

Ever since I was a boy Ive wanted to be the one american soldiers use to dispatch all of the disgusting foreigners.

People say its impossible for a person to become a 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge and say I'm fucking retarded, but i don't care, I'm beautiful.

Im having a plastic surgeon install a full metal jacket and depleted uranium on my body.

From now on call me "NATO" as that is my true name.

If you cant accept me for who i am then you're an ammophobe and need to check your weapon privileges.

Thank you for being so caring.


Dirty Bomb
To properly execute the dirty bomb, one must deficate on their partner's face from a vertical distance of no less than 6 feet.
"Yesterday, I dropped this wet-ass dirty bomb on this bitch's face from the top of the fridge; I was like 'bombs away bitch!!'"

Gongo Bongo
Subtle way of saying gang bang in front of the person you intend on having it with, without their prior knowledge. whether it be two or more men/women teaming up on a woman/man, or a group of friends that know they all have the easy in with a certain individual.

Originated in San Antonio, TX
Guy 1: yo I just got a text from homegirl!

Guy 2: I just got one too!

Both: GONGO BONGO!

Or

Girl 1: Hi I'm (name goes here)
This is my friend (name goes here)

Girl 2: Hi there.

Guy: would you ladies like a drink?

Both girls aloud to eachother: Gongo Bongo!

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Re: Coming out finally

Post by JUSTOOMANYDAMNBONGOS on Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:26 pm

Did I really waste 5 minutes of my life reading this shit?
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Re: Coming out finally

Post by Colonel Sanders on Sun Oct 11, 2015 10:13 pm

i now riht! isn it beatiful!!!!!1!11!!!11!!!11!!
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